After the World Cup debacle Gavaskar interrogated Rahul Dravid and company in Sholay style. As the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine. If you don’t like the three characters named here feel free to substitute with players and others that you think were the most responsible for India’s exit.
Have a good one,
GAVASKAR INTERROGATES DRAVID
Gavaskar: Mmmm ……………Kitne run banaye ?
Dravid: 191 Sardar
Gavaskar: Mmmm……..191……… .soooar ke bachho……
Pachaas over-me sirif 191 ? Aur woh bhi Bangladesh ke saath ?
Mmmm………..Group B mein aur kaun tha?
Dravid: Sri Lanka aur Bermuda, Sardar
Gavaskar: Bangladesh aur Bermuda?………..Phir bhi World Cup-se wapas aa gaye !
Khali haath ! Kya samajhkar aaye the ?
Ke Gavaskar bahut khoos hoga ? Saabasee dega, kyon?
Dhikkar hai !
(Shouts)
Arey woh Vishwanath ! 1975-me kitna inaam rakhe the log hum par?
Vishwanath: Poorey pachaas hazaar
Gavaskar: Soona ? Poore pachaas hajaar..!
Aur yeh inaam is liye rakha gaya tha kyonki poorey saath over khel kar humne sirif chattis run banaye………aur woh bhi not out………
……….Is liye…….. ki yahan se hazaron mil door Australia-me jab bachha
tezi se run banata hai to Ponting kehta hai ke betey,….... ahistaa
batting kar……. nahin to Gavaskar aa jayega………
Aur yeh haraamjadey us Gavaskar ka naam poora mitti me milai diye
Iski sajaa milegi…….barabar milegi………..
(Walks over to Kapil and asks)
Kitni ball baki hai is over mein ?
Kapil: Haan?
Gavaskar: (Shouts)..Kitni ball baki hai?
Kapil: Chhey sardar !
Gavaskar: Chhey !
Chhey ball ! ...Chhey ball baki hai is over mein !
Chhey ball……....aur aadmi teen…….
Bahut beinsafi hai yeh (bowls thrice)
Ab thik hai……huh…….…ab thik hai
Ab is over mein teen ball baki hai,……… baki teen khalaas !
Ab kahan googly aur kahan leg-break humko nahin pataa
Humko kuchh nahin pataa!
Is over mein teen ball baki hai..…...dekhe kise kya milta hain
Bowls……………………WIDE BALL !
Gavaskar: Dravid, tu bach gaya saala………
Bowls again………………NO BALL !
Gavaskar: Tendulkar, tu bhi bach gaya
Walks over to Greg Chappell and asks,
Ab tera kya hoga Chapp-ppell ?
Chappell: Sardar, maine BCCI-se bahut paisa khaya sardar !
Gavaskar: To ab……….chapp-pal kha !
Bowls again……………….BYE !
Gavaskar: Kamaal ho gaya…….hehe hmhm hehehaha….Teeno haramjado bach gaya
Boom……………….Boom……………………..Boom
Gavaskar: Jo haar gaya…………samjho woh mar gaya !
THOOO !
Posted by: chakrabs, USA, 2007-03-28